Justin, the bartender

Justin Blanton -

I present to you a little concoction I like to call, No Life. Enjoy.

Ingredients:

  • 10 cups law school
  • 1 teaspoon life

Directions:

  1. Pour contents into spill-proof container.
  2. Vigorously shake container until contents have mixed.

Be advised: Contents tend not to mix well and, despite your best efforts, might never coalesce.