Which one is the ham?

Believe it or not, this was uttered by my Subway sandwich artist last night moments after I told him what I wanted.¹ What’s more is that he was asking another employee, whom, on a prior occasion, I overheard requesting confirmation that 60 minus 3 was 57.

The owner puts people like this in charge of his money?

FOOTNOTES

1. Is this a comment on the quality of the meat or the employee? ↩