Has it really been 14 years?

The last time I played Monopoly I was 13 years old, and during this particular game I ended up owning everything — there was literally nothing more I could buy, no more hotels to build. For whatever reason, that whole moment flashed in front of me today and I realized that I haven’t played the game since. Not once in 14 years.

Some may call that cowardly. I call it going out on top (and maybe a little cowardly).