The P800 arrived yesterday morning. Words cannot begin to describe this thing. I really don’t know what to say. You guys know I’m no neophyte when it comes to gadgets, but I honestly haven’t picked my jaw up off the floor since yesterday.
This device blows everything else out of the water. While I’d like to do a full-blown review, I just don’t have the time, and there is no way I could outdo some of the elaborate and extremely detailed reviews I’ve already seen (a couple of good ones can be found here, here, and here).
It would be much simpler to outline what it doesn’t do/have: it doesn’t provide sex and doesn’t have a kitchen sink (but there are rumors of a possible kitchen sink add-on). I think that about sums it up.