Note to American Airlines
When you announce that the flight time from Dallas to Orlando will be 2 hours and 5 minutes, don’t then tell us that the in-flight movie will be Seabiscuit, which I swore to the kid sitting next to me was more than 2 hours and 5 minutes. I was right, and the movie got cut off with at least 20 minutes remaining. While I had already seen it, most of the people around me hadn’t and were obviously perturbed.
And one more thing, you would do well not to call a granola bar, a cup of blueberry yogurt, and a package of raisins, a gourmet breakfast (unless of course you laugh slightly or say it with undeniable sarcasm).