Costs associated with becoming a [patent] attorney

To say nothing of undergrad costs, the following are the expenses I’ve incurred (and will be incurring for years to come) with regard to law school and related requirements.

• Law school tuition: $90,000+
• Law school books and study aids: $4500
• California Bar study materials: $4000
• California Bar application: $529
• California Bar moral character evaluation: $431
• California Bar fee to use a laptop on the exam: $150
• California Bar initial registration: $75
• California Bar LiveScan (fingerprint scanning): $18
• California Bar MPRE exam: $55
• California Bar admissions certificate: $69
• Patent Bar study materials: $830
• Patent Bar application: $240
• Patent Bar fee to take the exam: $150
• Patent Bar fee to get your USPTO number after passing the patent bar: $100
• Cost-of-living in Silicon Valley: $$$$$

Ridiculous.