The NYT ran an article yesterday about how weight loss can sometimes be tied directly to restlessness. Not to toot my own horn too much, but I have been telling people this for years. If you know me personally then you’ve likely heard me say something along the lines of, I can’t explain it, but I’m pretty sure it has to do with all my nervous energy, in response to a question about how I can eat the way I do and never gain an ounce. I’m not going to go into my eating habits here as it will only work to further disgust those that couldn’t dare eat like me and expect to stay the same weight, but suffice it to say that it’s healthy’s opposite. While I do workout to stay fit and whatnot, it certainly has no bearing on my weight — like I’ve always said, it’s the finger-tapping and pen-twirling that keeps me skinny.