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Note to self
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Note to self

Next time you’re thinking about taking a two-layover redeye from California to Florida the day before Christmas, don’t; just shoot yourself in the face. Also, remember that the airlines are nothing if not fastidious — they never fail to notice the pulsating PLEASE LOSE THIS! sign that you couple to all of your luggage.

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