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Shitty internet is everything
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Shitty internet is everything

Let’s pretend we’re all living in 1st-world countries, hunger and cancer have been solved, world peace is a given, and everyone on the planet has fiber. Are you still with me? Cool.

Is there anything worse than shitty internet? Let’s be honest, no internet is preferable to shitty internet most of the time. Nothing blocks, gates, or frustrates like shitty internet. Road rage is nothing in the face of shitty internet. Shitty internet ruins relationships. Shitty internet makes you long for simpler times. Death may sometimes be preferable to shitty internet.

In the future the machines will punish us with shitty internet.

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